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Cigarette Demotivational Poster


QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


CANCER - Shmancer...




FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




SMOKING -


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.


QUIT SMOKING? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums
Rating: 4.58/5

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Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?


SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.


TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

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Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D


SMOKING -


TAGS: smoke smoking snake cigarette smoker cool
Rating: 3.44/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm
hehehehe.


CAMELS - They will kill you, just not as fast as you think..


TAGS: cigarettes doctors camels
Rating: 5/5

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spypengen - April 15, 2012, 8:33 am
so worth it


ZERO TO CANCER IN 60 SECONDS - Call Guinness




CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY - and wild wild Women they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane




COFFIN NAILS -


TAGS: cigarettes camel coffin
Rating: 3.88/5

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Iconoclast - May 22, 2010, 7:52 am
No, I meant cancelled, but your idea of cancered is better - I just didn't think of that ..... :-)
forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:19 am
chinese spelling error in the last line: you probably mean "cancered"?!? ;)


Hamsters -




THANKS, RON -




THE DOCTOR'S CHOICE IS AMERICA'S CHOICE? - I think I'll get a second opinion.




THE DESERT - One must look Death in the eye just for a pack of cancer sticks.


TAGS: camel spider pack of tobacco cigarettes in the desert
Rating: 3.18/5

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Cummins - January 7, 2011, 11:35 pm
Holly F#@&
Krissie - June 22, 2010, 2:50 am
QUICK! FIRE! SOMEONE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!


A CIGARETTE ROLLED BY A CIGAR - Sometimes rolling a butt is as remarkable as breaking an Olympic record Our so-called freaks make us human in the end




MARLOROS : HELL NO DUDE, I PREFER NEWPORT -




YOU'RE SO VAIN - You probably think this poster is about you.




HE WAS A GOOD MATCH! - You shall be reincarnated as a Cigarette.


TAGS: cigarette match
Rating: 2.63/5

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Briton of Rose - October 24, 2009, 12:34 am
Sorry, but only 3/5... I still think mine (#49533) was more in keeping with the funerary feel of the picture.
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:45 am
Good one Matrix87...but I thinking he was hoping to be a lighter in his next life...5 Poodles


BAD INFLUENCE? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes
Rating: 4.76/5

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Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:54 pm
Now this is the epitome of a demotivational poster. Excellent work and 5 Chinese Fu Dogs for you, sickartist.


CHILLIN' OUT -




BEFORE IRON MAN - There was Iron Lung.




NICOTINE ADDICTION - It Can Lead To Homelessness


TAGS: smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
Rating: 2.33/5

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thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 10:15 am
Not anymore! FSC took care of that. LoL


ADDICTION -


TAGS: calendar addiction cigarette daniel craig oscar wilde
Rating: 4.88/5

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TheOne - February 25, 2012, 10:53 pm
A charming face so I don't look like a bum trying to impress women.


SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION -




SMOKERS - One step ahead of the rest of mankind at surviving the Zombie Apocolypse. R.I.P. Barbara Tarbox




SMOKING PATCHES - They are rubbish, you can't get a decent drag off them.


TAGS: cigarettes
Rating: 3.42/5

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spanko1 - September 29, 2011, 4:29 pm
And they are hard to keep lit.


BUTT HEADS -




CIGARETTE OPTIMISM - Is the pack half empty or half full?




CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.




SMOKING - It stunts your growth and gives you crappy haircuts.




CIGARETTES - slowly eat your soul




CIGARETTES -


TAGS: cigarette brain
Rating: 2/5

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CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:02 pm
My friend and his wife wanted to ride down for the rally in sturgis last summer but werent sure if they could rely on their bikes (being harleys) so I followed them with a truck an trailer. nice week long vacation for a short drive
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:58 pm
Alcohol is fun.......what's that?..........I like cookies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:58 pm
Your house is full of collections of crap you bought from selling others out
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 2:57 pm
no i didnt read it again quote/ya shes a red head. and no, that picture was taken when we were in Sturgis/quote
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Ginger=redhead.........does she have freckles?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:53 pm
You said it.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 2:53 pm
hand ginger?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:52 pm
*hand
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:52 pm
a "and held Ginger"....umnmmm....errrrr........ehhhhhh.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 2:51 pm
ya shes a red head. and no, that picture was taken when we were in Sturgis
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:49 pm
doesn't she get cold in that "shirt"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 2:44 pm
Gringer?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 2:43 pm
a dremel, its like a hand held gringer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
Redundant bongs FTW......also, Honey-oil....it's whats for dinner.
Porcelina - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
@Matt that is too cool. Can you get one of those at any liquor store? Also, how did you get through the glass?
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:32 pm
Wait...are you saying that cigarettes make you better at Math!? Why wasn't I told!? d*** propaganda RAT commercials. I could have passed Trig, d*** it!
Fatt Matt - November 25, 2009, 2:22 pm
I made mine with a dremel and one of these --> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BK9AX60kBkE/SosEcucCZTI/AAAAAAAAAxo/ZvTlSFsLht8/s400/bong_vodka_1.jpg
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 12:07 pm
double chambered, purple bong :)
Fatt Matt - November 25, 2009, 11:52 am
I'll keep to my bong, thank you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:31 am
I carry Hash with my stash.....but, what do i know?
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:30 am
Health is a top priority
LogicDude - November 25, 2009, 11:29 am
Almost all of the Stoners I know carry their activated-carbon-filters with their stash.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 11:29 am
That is not being a noob, it's being rightfully confused by incorrect terminology
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:17 am
What? explain yourself.....BTW, You're the noob.
loveexploshuns - November 25, 2009, 11:16 am
hence, noob
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 11:16 am
I was questioning the terminology. I'm no noob when it comes to spliffs.....Thanks for the backup P.
Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 10:49 am
I THINK he's referring to a joint. They're typically just called a spliff, though.
loveexploshuns - November 25, 2009, 10:35 am
noob
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 3:05 am
"weedspliff"....WTF?
Björn - October 20, 2009, 3:04 am
disgusting. try a weedspliff with an activated-carbon-filter instead. it'll save your life and lungs.


Lightergas -




MOTORBOATING -


TAGS: motorboat cigarette boat fast
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:01 pm
Sent this to an ins. underwriter and he flipped! I had to explain it!
mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:26 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! LUV it! Chicks don't like the other anywhere near as much as the guys do! 5L
concern3 - July 23, 2015, 9:01 pm
you're correct it isn't, but it's funny a 5er


Win-Win -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes anxiety calendar
Rating: 4.75/5

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concern3 - January 18, 2016, 5:58 am
A 5er
GaryO - January 17, 2016, 12:56 pm
wol!! (wheezing out loud)
JesusWept - January 17, 2016, 12:41 pm
Brilliant!!


Camping and Such -


TAGS: wiener fire drunk soggy cigarette tragedy tssss
Rating: 4.38/5

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mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:41 pm
If your weiner falls in the fire? Its gonna hurt to pee for a few days! Enjoyed the word play, Greeny! 5L
concern3 - June 5, 2015, 4:26 am
Words are the most fun, a 5er


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